DON’T EXIT THE SCREEN!! THERE’S NO MATH INVOLVED HERE!!!!

Just some quick, easy illustrations of things that we know as dancers.

From pie charts to choreo-graphs, you’ll wish your stats class was this entertaining.

Keep scrolling to DIE-agram of laughter!

1. Where dancers learn during class

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Which cluster do you dance in?

2. How dancers go from liking to hating to loving a song

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That moment when you’re minding your own business grocery shopping and Ralph’s decides to play a song from your team’s set 4 years ago and takes you on an unexpected feels trip…

3. What guy dancers wear

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Compression shorts? I’m impressioned.

4. Dancers’ 12-hour cycles

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Night owls as dancers, early birds as civilians.

5. What’s actually in dancers’ cars

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Oh that’s the closet – I mean, car – that I drive…

 

6. When no song seems to be “the one”

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“This song is so good but… it has no beat drop”

 

7. When the outside of the curve doesn’t practice class etiquette

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If you’re on the sides and don’t wanna sit down, get as close to the walls as possible!!

 

8. As the ladies start to show more and more skin…

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Rain drop, crop top.

9. What dancers’ meals actually consist of

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It’s not our fault that the only thing open after rehearsal is fast food…

10. When rehearsals take up 110% of life

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“Your birthday party? Graduation? Movies? I can’t…”

 

11. Dancers who constantly have to delete videos to make room.. for more videos

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Who else has to pause the photo session for 5 minutes to delete photos/videos to make more storage space??

12. “Snapchaaaaat~!” twelve times a night

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“We out here~~!~!”

 

13. There is no steady pace to pieces anymore

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AND A ONE E AND A TWO E AND A BADA KAA KA SQUA!

 

14. Choreo day songs have to meet all 3 criteria

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Find your perfect song with this guide! Best Ways For Dancers To Find New Music

15. Staying hydrated with:

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And coconut water, for you fancy dancy pants.

16. Some dancer trends need to be out of style asap

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Just kidding, they’re kinda cool.

17. Quadrants dancers split in for groups

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This is so visually accurate it hurts.

18. The struggle to stay on that choreo flow

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Get through that block! 4 Ways To Never Get Choreo Block

19. Getting a sweet care package from bae :’)

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This is definite a Pro in The Pros And Cons Of Dating A Dancer

 

If you’ve got some graph/chart ideas of your own, create them and share with us!

So which of these are too real for you? Leave a comment!

 

This post was originally published on August 6, 2015.